!EBOOK ♴ Got Milf?: The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking a Minivan ⚑ PDF or E-pub free

!EBOOK ♛ Got Milf?: The Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great, and Rocking a Minivan ♃ YOU RE EITHER A MILF OR YOU RE A MILF DUD TAKE YOUR PICK For thousands of years, women have been expected to hang up their hotness once they had kids They disappeared behind their families and the dashboards of minivansUntil now Whether sporting a cardigan and jeans, sweats or a business suit, today s Mom is a shining example of confidence, poise, and age defying beauty Even as she juggles carpool, PTA, and the demands of the office, or shrieks, GET IN THE TUB, NOOOWWW , she s pretty darn hotA MILF ISN T BORN, SHE S MADE A Milf is confident in her choices, because doubt is foryear olds A Milf laughs A lot A Milf kisses her man in public and hugs her kids until they cry out in sheer embarrassment A Milf doesn t let petty issues get her down and always looks up take that gravity GOT MILFCELEBRATES WHERE THE MODERN WOMAN HAS TAKEN MOTHERHOOD IT S TIME TO STAND UP, EMBRACE YOUR INNER MILF AND BE COUNTED Watch a Video A couple of good insights but mostly ehh Favorite linesventing aids sanity imperfection is HOT Favorite linesventing aids sanity imperfection is HOT Great read Light, funny, for any mom who needs to spruce up on her MILF skills Very Enjoyable Every mom has the potential for MILFdom Roles as moms thrust into sharp relief their confidence, pride, and age defying beauty Their strong senses of self made themcomplicated,captivating and infinitelyintriguing creaturesThese were women with families, responsibilities, and passion They didn t disappear behind their families they stood out.This book is humorous and a shot of confidence Okay, so I was searching my library for ebooks I could borrow about parenting, and this one came up I doubt I would ve checked it out if I had to hand it to a real librarian yet here I am reviewing it for the whole Internets , but anonymous ebooks and all Anyway, I m sure I m not the target audience, but I figured why not.I spent the first third maybe even half of the book disliking it I even started highlighting passages to make fun of complain about in my review There s a dumb quiz Okay, so I was searching my library for ebooks I could borrow about parenting, and this one came up I doubt I would ve checked it out if I had to hand it to a real librarian yet here I am reviewing it for the whole Internets , but anonymous ebooks and all Anyway, I m sure I m not the target audience, but I figured why not.I spent the first third maybe even half of the book disliking it I even started highlighting passages to make fun of complain about in my review There s a dumb quiz you can take to see if you re a MILF, there s a list of ways to pimp out your minivan cuz, ya know, moms having nothing better to spend their disposable incomes on , and there s the recurring milk MILF thing from the title cuz ya know, takeoffs on that Got Milk commercial FROM 1993 are really original Anyway On aserious level, the book started to sound like it fit with that not so empowering idea that since women can be anything they want to be, just maybe they should be perfect at everything It mentions its share of designer brands and pokes fun at some good strong women.But it got better There were good points about clothes make up specifically, that the stuff that worked for you in your 20s doesn t work any you ve changed, your body s changed, your skin s changed I like the part about dressing in patterns or layers so you can easily mask or remove the spit up upon items The MILF mantra maximum efect with minimum effort seems like a useful approach It recommends staying fit by staying off the playground bench really playing with your kids And it ends with a fun little list of 25 rules for MILFs things like shower every day and be passionate about one thing other than your family There s nothing groundbreaking here It s just a collection of the sorts of articles you d find in a checkout stand women s magazine And if you read those, you ve probably seen all this same stuff a million times But it s harmless After all, what mother can t use a reminder that you can still be a beautiful confident woman even when you re toting a toddler Christine, Central patron, June 2016, 5 stars Great humor and some moments in which you identify with the writer A funny look at how to enjoy your life as a mom. Liked this book There were lots of funny parts and it was motivational. Great book thanks to my fellow MILF, Wendy, for entertaining my child for a few hours today so I could relax and finish my book It was OK I laughed out loud a couple of times It is along the lines of the Sweet Potato Queen books, but not quite as funny It s only 115 pages, so worth a short time investment if you are a mom