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Gladie Burger is a match maker in training Some call her family witches, but her family believes they just have an extra sensory ability In her eccentric ways, Grandma Zelda tries to help guide Gladie down the right path to the perfect matches.Trouble is never in short supply in Gladie s home town and it seems Gladie finds her way into the center of it all The town has been over run with an alien worshipping cult, creating havoc and alarming the towns folk The sheriff has gotten himself into Gladie Burger is a match maker in training Some call her family witches, but her family believes they just have an extra sensory ability In her eccentric ways, Grandma Zelda tries to help guide Gladie down the right path to the perfect matches.Trouble is never in short supply in Gladie s home town and it seems Gladie finds her way into the center of it all The town has been over run with an alien worshipping cult, creating havoc and alarming the towns folk The sheriff has gotten himself into some Facebook relationship trouble and is hiding out from his knife wielding lovers in Gladie s bedroom, sexually harassing tormenting her the whole time Her hunky boyfriend Holden is being distant and aloof, and somehow knows the cult leader Maybe the biggest problem is when Gladie wakes up from her dental anesthesia to find her dentist murdered and her the prime suspect.Gladie really has a lot on her plate She must find the perfect match for the dental assistant, clear her name of the murder and figure out who is the killer, discover what is going on with Holden and get the sheriff out of her bedroom Maybe not in that order in probably in the most unorthodox way imaginable She might have a better chance seeing a donkey fly.This was an absolutely hilarious parade of a quirky small town Be prepared to laugh out loud at the mayhem that is called Gladie s life I loved this book it was a refreshing read, bringing some much needed hilarity to my day If you are a fan of Stephanie Plum s adventures you re going to love Gladie Burger Matchpoint has a strong plot, a steamy love triangle, wonderfully interesting characters and brilliantly executed humor.This ARC copy of Matchpoint was given to me by Random House Publishing Group Ballantine in exchange for a honest review This book is set for publication July 30, 2013.Written by Elise SaxSeries The MatchmakerSequence in Series 2Paperback 288 pagesPublisher Ballantine Books Publication Date July 30, 2013ISBN 10 0345532244ISBN 13 978 0345532244Age Recommendation AdultGenre Romantic ComedyRating 5Author s WebsiteFind this book on Barnes Noble Forreviews check out Tome Tender s Book Blog or find us on Facebook. MATCHPOINT Caught Between a Man Of Mystery and a Horn Dog Original Post enjoyed MATCHPOINT, the second book in Elise Sax s Matchmaker seriesthan the first AN AFFAIR TO DISMEMBER The writing is tighter anddirected, the characters are also better developed In the Is it Hot in Here or Do I Need A Cold Drink department The kettles on, but the water never quite gets up to boiling in the steamy romance department it gets warm but no one get MATCHPOINT Caught Between a Man Of Mystery and a Horn Dog Original Post enjoyed MATCHPOINT, the second book in Elise Sax s Matchmaker seriesthan the first AN AFFAIR TO DISMEMBER The writing is tighter anddirected, the characters are also better developed In the Is it Hot in Here or Do I Need A Cold Drink department The kettles on, but the water never quite gets up to boiling in the steamy romance department it gets warm but no one gets any tea, if you get my drift.Even with two beaus one who is a real mystery and another who is just hard, there s a lot of implication but not a lot of action Gladie s love life begs the question of whether two men are better than one I find one of the guys creepier than he is sexy and the other is just too much of a player.Other than that there is a heaping helping of comedic silliness tinged with dead serious criminal mystery and a few good ounces of premonition by Grandma Zelda In all adds up to an unusual, funny page turner with a cast of comic characters and a fantastically ridiculous plot.I must note that older women over 35 or so are discussed Forty is not old, and Fifty is the new thirty I am younger as an old woman of 52 than I ever was young I keep getting the feeling I m going to find out that Gladie s grandmother is younger than I am This is becoming a bookish pet peeve for me writers, editors and publishers need to get with the program Each chapter starts off with a bit of matchmaking advice from Gladie s grandmother Zelda with whom Gladie is working Sometimes the connection is easy to see and other times it issubtle I have asked Elise a question about this and she ll be my guest here on AUGUST 14 as part of her virtual book tour with BEWITCHING BOOK TOURS I also ask several of her characters a few questions I am looking forward to the answers So, mark your calendars and include this link which will become active on August 14 Sax s obvious writing influences are Janet Evanovich, with a small town feel like Fannie Flagg It seems likely she s also read Mary Janice Davidson If you like clean ish romance with a little magic and enjoy these writers you will, I think, enjoy this book It is best read as a series in order I do recommend this series as a whole because it s getting even funnier, and some time soon, someone will get some ARC provided kindly through Netgalley I ve read this book without reading the first one of the series I know, shame on me I probably would have understand better or quicker the situation about this crazy town assaulted by a cult about aliens and also the part about the gift of Gladie and her grandmother Zelda It was a fun read, full of laughs but also with mystery and suspense The book turns around Gladie and it seems that there is always a thing happening I think that book was ARC provided kindly through Netgalley I ve read this book without reading the first one of the series I know, shame on me I probably would have understand better or quicker the situation about this crazy town assaulted by a cult about aliens and also the part about the gift of Gladie and her grandmother Zelda It was a fun read, full of laughs but also with mystery and suspense The book turns around Gladie and it seems that there is always a thing happening I think that book was the first book where the whole story is so much comical.About Gladie She seems to always be in the wrong place at the wrong time Sometimes, I was like How is it even possible that she ends up in all this drama At the beginning of the book, she is at the dentist even if she hates being here and well, view spoiler when she woke up from her anesthesia, she founds her dentist s body dead without his head She freaks out and covered herself in blood It was hilarious but I so didn t want to be at her place hide spoiler After that, she s trying to solve the murder by founding who s the killer and it goes on and on until the end of the book About Spencer He s the sheriff and that guy is just so cocky and handsome and hilarious He s hiding in Gladie s bedroom because of angry women they were completely nuts, sometimes walking with knives in hand like nothing was weird in that The scene on the grass of Holden house or when he s hiding under her bed put a big smile on my face all along I just wanted Gladie to kiss him and tore off his shirt even if he s a player and have a girl every five seconds, though in this book he s doing a pause and that s a relief And when he didn t have his shirt onAbout Holden He s the mysterious neighbour and we don t know really what s going on with him until the last part of the book and even there we don t know everything I really like him and he s kind of the nice guy and you just want to sigh around him.The only character I didn t like was Belinda She was just so irritating sometimes with her matchmaking thing.At the end I just wanted to squeal, you ll know what I mean if you read it Sorry, I won t tell, you ll have to find out by yourself If you want to laugh out loud reading a book not like any others with unique characters, go read this one Happy reading everyone This is a kooky town filled with kooky characters Gladie gets tricked into seeing the dentist and while under, he is killed Gladie is trying to find a match for the receptionist who also wants her to help clear her with the police , dealing with the handsome, mysterious neighbor Holden and the police chief who is hiding from half the ladies in town.It is similar to Stephanie Plum, but without the explosions and this grandmother never leaves the house But she has plenty of friends around to h This is a kooky town filled with kooky characters Gladie gets tricked into seeing the dentist and while under, he is killed Gladie is trying to find a match for the receptionist who also wants her to help clear her with the police , dealing with the handsome, mysterious neighbor Holden and the police chief who is hiding from half the ladies in town.It is similar to Stephanie Plum, but without the explosions and this grandmother never leaves the house But she has plenty of friends around to help her get into trouble ( Download Book ) ⚆ Matchpoint ♧ Lovably troublesome Gladie Burger runs into sizzling danger and a fiery love triangle in the second installment of Elise Sax s hilarious and sexy Matchmaker romance series Since joining the family matchmaking business run by her eccentric Grandma Zelda, Gladie is always looking for love But when an unbearable toothache knocks her out of commission and into the dentist s chair, she prays only for relief No such luck Emerging from an anesthetic haze, Gladie awakes to find that not only is her tooth still throbbing, but her dentist is dead and the lead suspect in the murder, office receptionist Belinda, just so happens to be Gladie s first real client Now it s up to Gladie to find Belinda a man and keep her from being locked up behind bars As if that weren t enough distraction, two gorgeous men are vying for Gladie s attention Spencer, the playboy chief of police, and Holden, Gladie s secretive, gorgeously muscled neighbor Still, Gladie s not complaining about having a helping hand or two when the case leads her to a dangerously bizarre cult She may have met her match and if she s not careful, it could be her last This is the second book in the Matchmaker Series by Elise Sax I was lucky enough to be able to immediately read this one after reading An Affair to Dismember, the first book in the series I went into this book with extremely high expectations, and am happy to say that not only did Ms Sax meet them, she exceeded them.Matchpoint starts about a month after the end of An Affair to Dismember Gladie is sitting in Bird Gonzalez s beauticians chair, getting talked into having the Ecuadoran Erect app This is the second book in the Matchmaker Series by Elise Sax I was lucky enough to be able to immediately read this one after reading An Affair to Dismember, the first book in the series I went into this book with extremely high expectations, and am happy to say that not only did Ms Sax meet them, she exceeded them.Matchpoint starts about a month after the end of An Affair to Dismember Gladie is sitting in Bird Gonzalez s beauticians chair, getting talked into having the Ecuadoran Erect applied to her hair to straighten it Once this is done, Gladie looks like a whole different person So much so that most people don t recognize her at all Gladie has made only 1 other match since the one in the last book But things are looking up, since she has had a customer specifically ask for her Belinda is the receptionist at Bliss Dental, and though Gladie has a pathological fear of any medical personnel, she heads to Bliss Dental office to meet with Belinda On her way to her appointment with Belinda, Gladie comes across a group of people wearing backpacks and t shirts about being taken by aliens Little does she know how strange these strangers to their little town are going to get.When Gladie gets to the dentist office, and meets Belinda, Gladie realizes that this match may be a little harder than she anticipated Especially after she faints from the sight of a drill, wakes up in the dentist chair and is warned she has some serious cavities that need to be taken care of And then while she is under the gas to get her teeth filled, someone kills the dentist Belinda becomes a prime suspect and now not only does she want Gladie to match her up, but to prove she is innocent I don t know how the author plans on topping this book, but I can t wait to find out This book kept me giggling and gasping out loud All the characters from the first book are accounted for and just as uncontrollable as before There isof the love triangle between Gladie, Spencer and Holden, and things start to heat up This was a fantastic sequel and well worth another 5 stars Gladies Burger works as a match maker for her grand mothers business Lately shes been in a lot of pain and reluctantly decided to go to the dentist to take care of it While under the gas to get everything fixed she finds herself in a sticky situation when she finds that shes in pain and her dentist is dead and faceless As soon as help come she ends up getting cuffed as a suspect The town is getting flooded by a group of crazy cult follower and there is a bunch of suspects who can be the kill Gladies Burger works as a match maker for her grand mothers business Lately shes been in a lot of pain and reluctantly decided to go to the dentist to take care of it While under the gas to get everything fixed she finds herself in a sticky situation when she finds that shes in pain and her dentist is dead and faceless As soon as help come she ends up getting cuffed as a suspect The town is getting flooded by a group of crazy cult follower and there is a bunch of suspects who can be the killer Gladies is trying to do what she can to put it behind her and try to find a match for Belinda, one the secretaries for the dentist, but for some reason everyone seems to want to talk to her about what happened to the dentist.At first when I took up this tour for this book I didn t realize that this book was the second book I was a bit worried that I might miss something or be confused about a lot of things going on because I missed the first book but that wasn t the case If you readers want to check this book out without reading the first do so But I would recommend that you check out An Affair To Dismember first I really enjoyed this book and now want to check out the first book I loved all the characters Poor Gladie she just seems to always be at the wrong place at the wrong times I really loved the love triangle going on I want her to be with Spencer because like it mentioned before in the book he finds a kind a spark with him that she doesn t feel like Holden But Spencer is a known player so that s a negative I want her to be with Holden because he is kind, but the negative was that I found him very secretive and found him kind of sketchy But then again I know how this book ends so it would explain a lot and the fact that I didn t read the first book which maybe would talkabout him So I think I ll make up my mind who I likefor Gladies when I read the first book I liked the chemistry between Gladies and both the guys I loved this book it was funny, kept me interested with many mishaps and a mystery that kept me guessing I ll be sure to check out the first book now that I ve read this book Highly Recommend Matchpoint by Elise Sax is the second book in her Matchmaker Series Gladie Burger is back and the continuing story just keeps getting better The story picks less than a mother after An Affair to Dismember ended and brings back all your favorite characters from the first book addingandlaughs Thankfully we still get to hear about Cannes, California s sexy police chief, Spencer, who just can t seem to stay away from Gladie and Holden, her even sexier neighbor who can t keep his hands Matchpoint by Elise Sax is the second book in her Matchmaker Series Gladie Burger is back and the continuing story just keeps getting better The story picks less than a mother after An Affair to Dismember ended and brings back all your favorite characters from the first book addingandlaughs Thankfully we still get to hear about Cannes, California s sexy police chief, Spencer, who just can t seem to stay away from Gladie and Holden, her even sexier neighbor who can t keep his hands off of her Gladie is on to her second paying client wanting to be matched with the perfect mate While visiting her client, an office receptionist to a dentist, Gladie ends up entwined in another murder mystery Add to that, the madcap happenings in and around Gladie and you get a story that is reminiscent of Janet Evanovich s Stephanie Plum and her love triangle and crazy happenings.Elise Sax wrote a laugh out loud, hysterically funny and yet sweet story that will keep you coming back wanting to hearabout Gladie s adventures which continue in Match and Release scheduled to be release in February of 2014 This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers To view it, click here Gladie is still helping her grandmother with her matchmaking business while looking for love for herself She got a toothache one day and that is when everything changed for her She was in the middle of a murder She felt the need to try and find the murder like the last time But the only thing she never realized that she would also find her second love matches as well The town s chief of police, Spencer and the next door neighbor, Holden are both fighting for her attention as well as helpi Gladie is still helping her grandmother with her matchmaking business while looking for love for herself She got a toothache one day and that is when everything changed for her She was in the middle of a murder She felt the need to try and find the murder like the last time But the only thing she never realized that she would also find her second love matches as well The town s chief of police, Spencer and the next door neighbor, Holden are both fighting for her attention as well as helping her stay safe from her investigations But they both wanted her to stay away from the murder scene but of course like a typical female, she did the exact opposite Little did she know that her tooth ache would help her find the murderer This book was just as entertaining as the first one I liked this book better it haddrama and you learned a littleabout all of the characters I cannot wait to see what happens with these characters next Elise Sax had me completely addicted from the very first page Highly recommend this book It is the right combination of suspense, humor and romance It is a wonderful read I would have to say that this is easily the most spastic book I have personally EVER read It s here, it s there, and at the end I was left dazed and confused reeling and wondering what just happened here Highlights include a dentist being murdered, his face cut off yes, you read that correctly , and left in his own chair Then he falls onto our heroine who is bloodied, subjected to police car sex by crazy people, and peed on by neighborhood boys All in all, I just have to PASS