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@Download Book Ò How to Be a Footballer é You become a footballer because you love football And then you are a footballer, and you re suddenly in the strangest, most baffling world of all A world where one team mate comes to training in a bright red suit with matching top hat, cane and glasses, without any actual glass in them, and another has so many sports cars they forget they have left a Porsche at the train station Even when their surname is incorporated in the registration plateSo walk with me into the dressing room, to find out which players refuse to touch a football before a game, to discover why a load of millionaires never have any shower gel, and to hear what Cristiano Ronaldo says when he looks at himself in the mirror We will go into post match interviews, make fools of ourselves on social media and try to ensure that we never again payfor a haircut that should have cost a tenner We ll be coached and cajoled by Harry Redknapp, upset Rafa Benitez and be soothed by the sound of an accordion played by Sven Goran Eriksson s assistant Tord Grip There will be some very bad music and some very bad decisionsI am Peter Crouch This is How To Be A Footballer Shall we